Chat Up Line.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?



Insult.

Whatever, you are so like candle wax.



Excuse.

I would have come into work, but I was watching Ricard & Judy on This Morning and lost track of time. Sorry.


Smart Word.

Lexicographer : n a dictionary compiler.

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